Senior Humor - Laughter

 

Laughter is the Best Medicine

 

Humor and laughter help us remain young at heart. Jokes and comedy provide a ray of lightness in our lives. As a way to help our readers remain smiling, we provide monthly installments of jokes related to seniors and aging.

 

 

Here is your installment of humor for October:

 

Laughter is the best medicine…

 

“I’m getting old, Mildred,” a woman was saying to her friend. “So I changed my computer password to ‘Incorrect.’” “Why?” Her friend responded. “That way, when I log in with the wrong password, the computer will tell me… “Your password is incorrect.”

 

Laughter is the best medicine…

 

Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor, “You’re doing OK for your age.” “For my age?” questioned Sam, “I’m only 75, do you think I’ll make it to 80? “Well” said the doctor, “do you drink or smoke?” “No” Sam replied. “Do you eat fatty meat or sweets?” “No,” said Sam, “I’m very careful about what I eat.” “How about your activities? Do you engage in thrilling behaviors like speeding or skiing? “No,” said Sam taken aback, “I would never engage in dangerous activities.” “Well,” said the doctor, “then why in the world would you want to live to be 80?

 

Laughter is the best medicine…

 

Three elderly ladies were discussing the trials and tribulations of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich.” The second lady chimed in with, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.” The third one responded, “Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem, knock on wood.” She rapped her knuckles on the table then said, “That must be the door, I'll get it!”

 

Laughter is the best medicine…

 

Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing from her for a few days, she got a bit nervous. “John”, she called to her son “do me a favor and go down stairs to find out how old Mrs. Robinson is.” So six year old John went down the stairs and knocked on Mrs. Robinson’s door. “So how is she?” asked Mrs. Green when John came back up. “How is she?” repeated John “I’ve never seen her so mad in my life, she said it’s none of your business how old she is.”

 

Check back next month for more. In the meantime, remember laughter is the best medicine.

 

So keep on laughing.

 

 

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